Tuesday, August 08, 2006

I Can Read Burroughs, but Not a Woman

Click! I know what it be. I need to be assaulted, or else I have no idea. None at all. Endlessly have I interpreted that for this and this for that. Subtle nuances and subtlety is not a game I play well. I need Miss "Letsfuck, stupid" to hang with. Otherwise, I am a dumb dumb fuck and that's all I ever be.

6 comments:

Author name here said...

My thing is that I really hate foreplay. So I like to literally say "Fuck me." and then feel penile probing seconds later. Some guys hate it, most guys are okay with it, but I think it also confuses them. What can I say? I like to get straight to the point.

Egbert Sousè said...

Well, there was you, but I definitely never heard it from ya... Okay. There's one down and, like, 3 billion to go.

Author name here said...

plus the fact that you refuse to hang out with me. Jerk

Egbert Sousè said...

Okay. Though you are a wonderful person full of life and love beauty and real human interaction is possible, woman always got a boyfriend. I ain't stupid. If I want to torture myself, I can just stick icepicks in my balls.

Author name here said...

Casey, that is like the sweetest thing yu've ever said to me.


:)

Egbert Sousè said...

I'm sweet like that.