My Future is Tedious

Who the fuck decides what is and isn't correct for a style guide? The faggots...

I have two days to re-edit 10 stories for our newspaper release, and it ain't looking good.

I just realized, though, that I bet my colleagues have not redone 10 photos, either.

My dream to save myself from the curse of mediocrity is so quickly becoming a reality.

All I want to do is change the world. Is that too much to ask?

A Personal Milestone Soon to Be Achieved

Next Saturday, November 25, 2006, will be my personal anniversary.

It will be exactly five years since I last touched Heroin. Or sex.

Hopefully, I can make in intact.

Unless some exotic bitch wants to help me begin my misery again. I won't put up too much of a fight.